FAQ's
Where are you located?
Printed in the USA. Obviously.
Florida and Texas, specifically. It felt weird to make a shirt about working from anywhere if the shirt itself had already done a world tour before reaching you.
International? We've got printers closer to you too. Same quality, significantly less customs-related anxiety. Wherever your current timezone is, we'll figure it out.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship worldwide. Yes, even there.
Wherever you're currently pretending to work, we can find you. Shipping rates vary by location — check our shipping policy for the details. We make things. We don't do rate calculators.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Your order is on its way. Now you can obsessively track it.
Once your order ships, you'll get a confirmation email with a tracking number. Check it once. Check it seventeen more times. We don't judge. You already set a 3am alarm for a client in a different hemisphere. We know how you operate.
What materials are your products made of?
Soft enough to sleep in. Durable enough to survive the schedule.
We don't cut corners on materials. Every tee is comfortable enough to wear through a fourteen-hour deadline and sturdy enough to outlast a few rough plane trips. Exact specs vary by item — check the product page for details. Your standards aren't the only thing worth maintaining.
